(Source: afrolemon)
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.
Science:1 happy family life:0
(Source: i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman)
I don’t understand schools.
If you have a broken leg you don’t have to do PE, but if you have social anxiety you’re forced to do public speaking
Not if you get a doctors note
(Source: xellebelle)
break out the handcuffs girl we about to get
On a scale of one to Kingdom Hearts, how unnecessarily complicated do you make things?
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
